Tech Boilerplate sucks Magic sucks
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Performant code is important It's the root of all evil
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Boring old tech Shiny new stuff
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Functional programming OOP
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Linter Fuck that
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Refactoring is important Meh
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Test your code thoroughly That's what QA is for
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Program by sketching Gameplan before coding
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Libraries Frameworks
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Monolith Microservices
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Relational DB NoSQL
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Strongly typed Weakly typed
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Native apps Web is fine
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Best practices Whatever works
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Roll your own Use a library
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Git via command line Git via GUI
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Print statements Debugger
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Spend 100 full seconds on naming It'll be fine
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 TDD Test when I wanna
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Style guide Fuck that
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 CS fundamentals are important No they're not
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Culture Pixel perfect Let's focus on more important things
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Clear requirements upfront We'll figure it out
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Employees shouldn't talk about salary Fight the power
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Two weeks notice Who cares
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Document everything Fuck that
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Code review is awesome Code review is annoying
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Write in complete sentences on Slack Fuck that
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Slack threads Ain't nobody got time for that
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Sales and marketing are crucial The product is what matters
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Managers play an important role We don't need 'em
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